Start Countess luann dating a jew

Countess luann dating a jew

She goes back and forth between calling Lu Ann a whore and saying something to the effect of "I don't care if you're a whore.

Ramona and Bethenny try to out fake cry each other.

I never thought that I could love/hate anyone, at least not any group of middle-aged fame whores, as much as I love "The Real Housewives of Orange County." For three seasons now, I have watched the "RHOC" flaunt yards of wrinkly, surgically-enhanced cleavage while wearing age-inappropriate rhinestone-encrusted tops, and I have loved every minute of it.

I watch the show with a kind of anthropological fascination, almost as if I were paging through a magazine, only with even more boob.

We return to Dorinda's Berkshires home to catch the tail end of the nth iteration of Bethenny and Lu Ann's Skinnygirl dispute.

Finding no new routes on that particular journey, Lu Ann drops it (for now) and asks about the rumor that Bethenny is dating...someone.

Basically, I thought, eh, a bunch of socialites, how boooooring.

Plus, I thought naively, the show could never have the same exotic factor as the Orange County version.

Sonja is giving us a lesson on how to give a blowjob and it is simply too funny. Bethenny is making dick jokes, reminding us she has a liquor company, and is a very unattractive eater. Bethenny is talking all kids of shit about Dorinda’s boyfriend John. Not that she is talking bad about John, but because John is creepy and it is sad for Dorinda. Time to meet the new girl Jules and her children Rio and Jagger. Jules is married to a man she has known since they were young. She is half Japanese, doesn’t say what the other half is, and I do not know if she is Jewish herself or through marriage. Ramona’s upper lip does not move, and she does not speak with Mario at all.